Jessica: They say distance makes the heart grow fonder. Let’s hope this also applies to memories. Where we last left off, Jesse and I, along with a couple of Hungarians and a Frenchman, were boarding the train to Agra. My previous experience with an Indian train, on our way to Varanasi, had been comfortable, cozy, albeit a little less private than I would have liked. I expected a similar experience on the train to Agra, just maybe a little shorter. Boy was I in for a surprise. There is a world of difference between 3AC (3rd) class and 3S (sleeper) class. 3AC provided blankets, a pillow and soft mattresses. 3S did not. 3AC had sealed windows. 3S did not. In short, we crawled along the tracks, enveloped by a murky fog that slowed our progress to a crawl, while the damp, cold night seeped in through the cracked windows and sapped the warmth from our bodies. And it lasted for over 17 hours. I’m happy to report that I slept through most of it. Sadly, Jesse did not.
We finally arrived in Agra, over ten hours late and completely wiped out. Originally, the plan had been to visit the Taj Mahal that day, since we were supposed to be arriving around 5 a.m. Instead, we headed straight to our hotel (not heated, of course) and went to bed. The following day we met up with the tuk tuk driver that took us to our hotel from the train station, and went on a serious tour of the city. First we hit up the Agra fort, a red sandstone fort that took eight years to build and was completed in 1573. As we crossed the street towards the entrance, we looked up at the enormous red walls looming over us and awed at its sheer size.
We had told our driver we would be back in an hour but it took us over two and a half to make our way through, and even then we had to skip out on some things because we were just so tired of walking. The fort was home to the Mughal emperor Abu’l-Fath Jalal ud-din Muhammad Akbar (we’ll just call him Akbar moving forward), his three wives, his harem of 200 women (which we would soon learn was a pittance of a harem), their eunuchs and servants, and some of the most important ministers of his court.
We walked through mirror covered rooms, airy white marble verandas and open audience halls, hearing about the daily lives of the inhabitants, their customs and festivals, on our audio tour headsets. One of the most interesting traditions was the weighing of the emperor. Since the Mughals followed the Islamic calendar, but were also bound by the lunar calendar, the emperor had two birthdays, and he would be weighed on both occasions. They would bring out a massive balance scale, and Akbar would sit in one tray while the other was filled with gold, to the equivalence of his weight. The gold would then be replaced with silver, and again adjusted to the equivalence of the emperor’s weight. A third and final weighing was carried out, this time with precious stones. They would then calculate the monetary value of all three weighing and the amount would be distributed among the poor of the city of Agra.
After the Agra fort we headed to the tomb of I’timad-ud-Daulah, affectively known as the Baby Taj. I was expecting to see a smaller version of the Taj, but in reality the two structures looked nothing alike, other than both being constructed from white marble. The Baby Taj is a single structure, with four sets of circular towers at each corner and a low, square tower in the middle, capped by a rounded, white roof. It bore more resemblance to a medieval castle than the Taj Mahal, but it was still beautiful to see.
We then headed to the view point of the Taj Mahal across the river, a small park with yellowing grass where it appeared geologists were uncovering a fresh set of ruins. And that’s when we saw it. The base of the Taj was teeming with people. They were like a swarm of ants, crowding every possible surface of the marble platform the monument stands on.
“This is going to suck,” Jess muttered. “If we had gone in the early morning it would be nearly empty.”
He was right, but we had bumped into the Hungarian couple at the Agra Fort and when we had asked them how it had been it hadn’t sounded too great. Agra had been socked in with fog from the moment we had woken up until nearly 10 a.m. and when she told us about walking up to it and “seeing it appear through the mist suddenly” we figured we had made the right decision choosing to see it at sunset. Both of us being avid photographers, it would have sucked if we hadn’t been able to get a single shot of it. But it appeared as though we had traded solitude for good visibility.
“I’m sure it won’t be so crowded,” I told Jess soothingly as we headed back to our tuk tuk.
After a short detour to buy Jesse a much-needed sweater, we made our way to the Taj Mahal. The lineup was incredibly long, and we thought we would be waiting for at least an hour but a security guard herded us through and we skipped the line. When we got inside it felt like we were in Disney Land in August. The crowds were absolutely everywhere. It wasn’t until I was on the steps down to the main concourse to the Taj Mahal that I got to actually see the building. Before that there were too many people in front of me, effectively creating a solid wall of bodies through which it was impossible to see. We tried a few times to take pictures with the Taj behind us but the thirty or forty odd people clustered up on the platform with us were all trying to do the same and it was nearly impossible to get a shot without someone’s arm, head or entire body obliterating the building behind us.
We finally gave up and set out for the main monument. It was so much larger than I had ever imagined. Whenever you look up pictures of the Taj Mahal online they are always taken when there is no one there, so you don’t actually get the true scale of how big it is. In person you do, and it really is impressive. As we watched the marble around us turn a golden yellow when the sun dipped down to the horizon we knew we had picked the right time to visit.
The following day we slept in, the fog so thick we could hardly see across the street. While we were having breakfast the proprietor of the guesthouse dropped a bomb on us.
“You check out today?” he said, more a declaration than a question.
“Well, we actually decided to stay one extra day, because our train came in so late,” Jess explained.
We had talked with his sons on the day we had arrived, and asked if it was okay and we had been assured it was alright. Now, it seemed, it was not. Finally he said we could stay at the hotel across the street, which belonged to his brother, and we could still come back across the street for meals and to use the WiFi. A little disgruntled we packed up our bags and moved to the other hotel, noting that it was marginally warmer and a lot quieter than our other room. I would soon swallow my words. We then caught a bus round noon to Fatehpur Sikri, a city built by our good friend Akbar which is designated a UNESCO World Heritage Centre. We had planned to follow the guided tour written up by the Lonely Planet on Jesse’s Kindle, but the bus dropped us off somewhere else entirely and we ended up going through it backwards. After a hike up a sloping road, with tuk tuks and motorcycles careening through at whatever speed they thought suitable, we came upon the impressive Agra Gate, set atop a dizzying number of steep, stone stairs.
At the top we were told to remove our shoes. Thinking we wouldn’t be coming back the same way we tied them to our backpacks and carried them in. Apparently that’s a big no-no, because the problem isn’t dirty shoes touching sacred floor, it’s just shoes in general being in the presence of said floor. We were repeatedly yelled at for having the shoes tied to our backpacks, yet no one seemed to be bothered by people spitting all over the floor, littering everywhere and birds pooing all over it.
Finally we’d had enough of sacred floors and headed back out when we realised the entrance to the rest of the site was actually on the outside. With our shoes back on and our socks considerably filthier, we headed into the main site. Following the tour written in the Lonely Planet, we visited the buildings where Akbar held philosophical debates with his ministers, the apartments for his Hindu wife, his Christian wife and his Muslim wife (Akbar was markedly tolerant of all religions and included architectural styles influenced by all three religions in all his buildings), the area where he kept his 5000 concubines (See? Told you 200 was a pittance!) and the Panch Mahal, a five storey palace that is completely open to the elements.
Just as the sun was setting we setting we headed back down to the buses and back to our hotel. We had to get to bed early that night, because we had a 7 a.m. bus to catch to Jaipur. Our neighbours, however, had a different plan. It started around 8 p.m. They turned on their T.V. and turned the volume up so loudly it sounded like we were watching it in our room. With a partially deaf person who insists on listening to it so loud it distorts the sound. We had earplugs but it did nothing to dim the noise coming through the wall. At first we thought it was the guys at the reception desk, and we cursed our unfortunate luck at having moved us to that hotel, but when the front desk guys finally came to put a stop to the noise (at 4 a.m. no less) I realised it had been our neighbours and I could have gone and raged at them seven hours earlier. Two hours later, grumpy and exhausted, we got up to catch our bus. It had only cost 252 rupees, the equivalent of about $5, so we expected something pretty grim, like our bus from Pune to Jalgaon. Instead we got a partial sleeper bus, filled with an English speaking tour group that vacated the bus three hours later and left it practically empty for the rest of our journey.
Jaipur was considerably warmer than Agra, with much less fog and, also, cleaner streets. We were dropped off at a bus stop and found a tuk tuk driver named Sunny who agreed to take us to our hotel for 90 rupees. It was around this time that I had begun to “have it in for tuk tuk drivers” as Jess would often put it. But that wasn’t the case, really. The problem was, I knew they were fleecing us. The hotel would tell us it should cost 60 rupees from point A to point B and the tuk tuk drivers would invariably tell us 150 rupees. If you wanted to consult a different tuk tuk driver, the original one would follow you and his presence would prompt the following driver to offer 250 rupees. I had caught on to their ways, and decided a hardline approach was the way to go. Once we were told how much a trip should cost there was no moving me from that number. Also, while in Kochi I had seen something written on the meter of one of the tuk tuk drivers that had dropped us off at our guesthouse: 18 rupees first km, 5 rupees every additional km. At the time I had been told it was an old fare when I had argued that he was fleecing us but I knew better. So I used it to roughly calculate how much we should be paying and for the most part it had worked fairly well. According to Google maps we were a mere 6 km from our hotel, a 45 to 50 rupee trip, yet everyone was insisting we pay 100 rupees. Sunny won Jesse over by offering 90 rupees, but I knew it was still too much. As we wound our way through the city we perused his book of positive comments, which he had fished out of his glove box for us to read, and I was vaguely reminded of the homestay owner in Kochi, watching over Jesse’s shoulder as he wrote the review on Trip Advisor that he had been strongly asked to do. So when he offered us a tour the following day to the Amber Fort (pronounced Amer fort, the b is silent!) and other various sites for 1300 rupees I told Jess maybe it wasn’t such a hot idea. After a delicious dinner of kachori (a lentil and gravy stuffed, deep-fried pocket of goodness) and various assorted sweets, we decided to brave the city on our own.
The following day we grabbed a tuk tuk to the Pink City and walked around the many pashmina, cookery and jewelry shops. Named for the colour of its buildings and fort-like walls, it’s a chaotic, blaring tangle of tuk tuks, motorcycles, cars, cows and people. We found the Hawa Mahal, a towering edifice built so that the emperor’s many concubines could sit and watch the city go by, hidden from view behind the stone latticed windows.
Again, the number of local tourists was staggering but, as most people stayed in the main courtyards and walkways, we found several places to be completely alone. From there we headed to the city palace, where the craziness grew to even greater heights, as the tuk tuk drivers, motorcyclists, cars and cows were joined by bicycle rickshaws who absolutely would not take no for an answer.
“Ma’am, the Water Palace entrance is free today,” one pedlar advised me, “I take you for 500.”
We waded through the throngs and reached the entrance to the palace, where colourfully dressed guards, their turbans hanging freely to their waists, stood with their bayonets at the ready. The entrance fee was a painful 350 rupees each (equivalent to 7 dollars each, but when you’re used to paying just slightly more for a meal for two, it hits you hard) but we shelled it out and headed inside, where we were met by the two largest silver objects in the world (according to the Guinness book, not just a hyperbole). The highlight for Jess was the armoury and we spent most of our time in the complex trying to find it. After touring the many buildings that housed paintings of the various Marajah Singhs that ruled over Jaipur, the clothes they wore (the pyjamas worn by the “cuddly” 250 kg Maharajah were definitely the highlight for all the visitors) and their offices, we finally found the armoury. It was extensive. There was everything from meter long scimitars to a crossbow with two mounted pistols on it. Some of the jewel encrusted swords were obviously ornamental, but no less impressive. By then we were both feeling pretty run down so we called it a day, dropped into a veggie restaurant for a tasty dinner and headed for bed.
The following day we caught a bus out to Amber Fort, which cost us exactly 10 rupees each. Suddenly Sunny’s 1300 rupee deal didn’t seem so tempting. Ten minutes out of town we saw the Water Palace and I had to laugh. The rickshaw driver hadn’t been lying. I wouldn’t have paid an entrance fee yesterday, or today or any other day, for that matter. The Water Palace is an eerie, abandoned building that sits in the middle of a man-made lake. There are no roads that lead to it and the most you can do is pose in front of it for a picture. Sneaky, sneaky.
As we neared Amber Fort we were suddenly hit by its incredible size.
I thought the Agra Fort had been impressive, but it was nothing compared to the magnitude of the Amber Fort. Looming over us from halfway up a hill, even the elephants that took the lazy tourists up the snaking stone pathway to the fort were dwarfed by its immensity.
And the best part was, it was completely open for us to explore. There was no set tour through the fort, so we were free to scramble up twisted staircases, crawl into tiny nooks and explore any and every room to our heart’s content. Unlike Agra Fort, whose walls were mostly bare, save for the emperor’s chambers and audience balcony, Amber Fort is filled with colour, with white washed walls covered in intricate patterns, surprisingly vibrant and intact. As we passed through the entrance doors I briefly caught a glimpse of a sign with the words NO TIPPING written on it, but I didn’t see the rest of the sign. Later, as we were walking though the many, narrow stairways connecting the various floors, we asked one of the guards how to get up to the second fort, the equally enormous Jaigarh Fort, covering the hilltops above the Amber Fort, since we had passes from our visit to the City Palace the previous day. She showed us a path out the window, then said something we didn’t quite understand and motioned for us to follow her as she set off, up staircases and through doorways to the topmost tower. When we arrived, somewhat out of breath, she turned to us and said “My tip?” holding her hand out. Then I understood the sign and told her we weren’t supposed to tip. “Ok” she said, and walked away.
We exited Amber Fort and turned up the hill toward Jaigarh. We scrambled up the incredibly steep, long and winding road up the hill.
I kept telling myself to just keep going, one foot in front of the other, and after nearly forty-five minutes of StairMaster hell we finally staggered up to its doors. It was a neat place, but nowhere as interesting as Amber Fort. The highlight of this building was the cannon at the very top of the hill. It holds the Guinness record for largest movable canon, with a 20 ft long barrel and a range of 22 miles (over 35 km), but was only ever fired once, and that was only a functionality test. And despite the huge number of tourists in Jaigarh Fort, there were entire sections of the place that were completely deserted, and we could feel like we were completely alone there, a feeling that doesn’t happen often in India.
Exhausted, the beginnings of a cold threatening in my throat, we headed back down the snaky road, towards an early dinner and a warm bed. It was New Years Eve, but travel exhaustion was beginning to hit us and we didn’t feel like searching out a party. Besides, we had an early morning ahead and we had let the proprietor know that morning when we settled the bill. Except maybe they didn’t really realise what we were telling them because early the next morning we found the large, wrought-iron gate that barred the entrance to the home-stay was locked with a padlock and chain. Not wanting to wake anyone up we took turns holding the backpacks while we scaled the fence and dropped, silently, on the other side. Our next destination: Bikaner.
Neither Jess nor I had ever heard of Bikaner before but Jesse’s Lonely Planet guide called it a good alternative to Jaisalmar for camel trekking in the desert. Jaisalmar, being so far north, was sure to be colder than Jaipur and my cold was now in full swing. Also, tourists have started flocking to Jaisalmar, crowding it and driving prices higher and higher. Bikaner sounded like a wonderful alternative and in a short 6 hours on our comfortable Deluxe Volvo bus we arrived in the sand-swept city. After booking our bus to Delhi, which the ticket counter guy assured us was comfortable when Jesse asked (ok, in reality his response was a nod and “It’s a Volvo!”), we headed to see the Camel King, or Vijay, as his friends call him. He runs a guesthouse and is apparently the go-to guy in Bikaner for camel trekking tours. We booked one for the following day and then headed out to see the sites of Bikaner. In reality, there are only two: the old city, which we actually didn’t have time to see, and Junagarh Fort. We first needed to hit up an ATM, and as Vijay’s wife had told us there was one a few minutes away from their home-stay, we shook our heads no to the tuk tuk driver that stopped beside us and set off on foot. But after rounding the corner without seeing it, and no other buildings beyond the cross-road, Jess decided to ask a local who had just gotten out of his car. Thus the adventure began.
He told us, in perfectly clear English, that it was about a hundred or two hundred meters down the road.
“I’ll take you in my car,” he offered, and ran up the steps of the building in front of us to drop off his parcel before we could say no.
I was about to say something about not getting into cars with strangers, when he returned and opened the passenger-side door, so we piled into his car and set off. On the way he asked what Jesse and I did and, like most Indians, seemed incredibly pleased to find out we were engineers. He told us his name was Dr. Vk Tinta and proceeded to tell us his wife was a goddess and she had given him two diamond children.
“You must come to my house for tea!” he exclaimed enthusiastically, in between maniacal cackles elicited by Jesse’s response to his comments about his wife and parents.
Before I could say no Jesse was already agreeing to it, so when we got out of the car to go to the ATM (where we were about to take out a not-inconsiderable amount of cash) I hurriedly told Jesse it might not be the best idea, and he conceded. Instead, when we got out, we stood by the car and explained that we actually didn’t have time for tea because we wanted to see the fort. To say this made him upset would be an understatement. At first he insisted urgently, telling us that all we have in life is time, and it is wasted if you don’t spend it with friends, and then, as he saw that this approach was not working for us, he got out of his car and insisted loudly that we were afraid. If we hadn’t been, we sure were then.
“Look, my house is just there,” he pointed to a spot behind the ATM.
How convenient.
But when we wouldn’t give in he finally caved, but in true Indian spirit, offered to drive us to the fort instead. I was wary of getting back in the car, the doors locked automatically (or he locked them) as soon as the car started moving, but Jess agreed and we got back in. For the rest of the drive he proceeded to elaborate on why his children were diamond children, how his parents were the greatest beings on earth and how he worshipped his wife. I scanned the streets as we passed them, trying to figure out if we were going to the right place or not, but suddenly the fort loomed to our right, and I breathed a sigh of relief. Then Jesse offered to have tea with him at a café nearby and, spotting one across the fort grounds, our new friend intimated to the guard that he was a doctor and proceeded to drive his car the fifty meters across the palace grounds to the café. I’m not sure why Jess asked him to have tea with us, I guess it was a thankful gesture for driving us, but I can’t have milk and he can’t have caffeine, both of which are essential ingredients of the Indian chai. It would be the first of many we would be forced to drink just to be polite, and my poor lungs screamed in protest. After many lunatic cackles and somewhat harsh yells that we “should never say thank you, do not use that word with me!” and requests to have us visit next year with our babies (all expenses paid, apparently…) we parted ways with our new “friend” and bought our tickets to tour the fort.
It was, probably, the best fort we had visited. Some had been grander, at least in size, but this one had all the furniture inside it, still intact, along with instruments, clothing, etc. The walls were still richly decorated with stunningly intricate paintings, gold paneling and hundreds of mirrors. It was really like stepping through a door into the past and we could almost imagine what life was like back then.
We had purchased an audio tour and it soon became apparent that the narrator really admired and looked up to the Raja who lived there. He would go into lengthy details about the Raja’s incredible dedication, his many contributions to the city, his kindness and love for his citizens. We were glad we had seen that fort last, all the other would have seemed boring in comparison.
As an interesting historical note, before England united all of India (and Pakistan), Rajasthan had been made up of fabulously wealthy city states, with individual maharajas running Jaipur, Udaipur, Jodhpur, Jaisalmer, Bikaner, etc. Most of these royal families are still in existence, some living in palaces (Jaipur), others turning their fortresses over to the state and living in stately mansions (Bikaner).
We headed back to our homestay where, we noted, the bedroom was actually colder than the outside temperature, but because of mosquitoes we couldn’t leave the door open to warm it up. Hoping our night out in the desert wouldn’t be too cold, we climbed into bed, pulled the thick duvet over us (Jesse inside my sleeping bag as well) and watched a few episodes of Friends on Jesse’s laptop. We wouldn’t be leaving for our camel trek until 10 a.m. so we relished having a bit of a lie in. The following day we set out, and were surprised to find out we would be the only ones on the trek. It was apparently low season, but they had just had a group of 35 people out on the dunes to celebrate New Year (we had spent it in bed after an early dinner at Yo China!, a Chinese chain restaurant which was surprisingly tasty). Our guides, we were told, didn’t speak English because English speakers are educated and don’t want to work on the dunes, they want to work in the city. We were dropped off, met our respective camels (“Noble beasts, ships of the desert” as Jess likes to call them) and immediately hopped on. The first thing camels do when you get on them is stand up, and that can be a terrifying experience if you’re not ready for it. Camel’s legs are long, and they stand up on their hind legs first, throwing you forward into its neck, before standing on all four. My guide never waited for me to be ready, he would just tell the camel to stand and I had to suddenly grip the saddle with my legs to avoid crashing down onto its head. We strolled through the desert village, shouts of “Ta!” (Bye) from the local children following us. Soon we were out of the village and into the desert, but since it was winter time, with high humidity and plenty of dew in the morning, it was filled with low shrubs and needle-y trees reminiscent of the ones in Africa. I named my camel Alphonso, after the mango variety, and we got along famously. Alphonso was a bit of a glutton, younger than Jesse’s camel, and he would pull entire branches off of the bushes we passed by and chew them slowly, losing some of the twigs along the way while Jesse’s camel harrumphed in disdain. It was mating season, we had been told, which meant that male camels wouldn’t be too happy if you tried petting them close to their heads. We soon learned the word close is a relative term.
We stopped for a five minute break at one of our guides’ house and, as we clambered off our beasts, Jess decided to have a cuddle with his camel. The camel did not feel the same affection for Jesse and swung his head back at him, his large jaw open, his lips flapping and his teeth bared, ready to bite his hand off. Jess was not impressed. After a short tour of his house and an obligatory cup of chai, we were off again. Jesse’s admiration for his noble steed was somewhat lessened, but he still regarded the species as a whole as dignified, noble creatures. Again, when we stopped for lunch and a bit of a nap in the shade of a sparse tree, Jess tried to approach his camel once more, with much the same result.
As we wound our way through the desert we hardly met anyone else doing a trek, only off in the distance and we wondered if we would be the only ones camping that night. Indeed, when we got to the campsite, we found out we were the only ones there and, of course, felt obliged to drink the cups of chai they had prepared for us, since no one else was around to drink them. We decided to explore our little patch of sand and, as we passed by the camels on our way up a dune, Jess decided to give the species one more attempt to redeem itself. Once again his camel drew back his head angrily, baring his teeth and Jess finally decided to give up.
“At least yours is nice,” he told me, “go pose with it!”
So I did, carefully standing a good 8 feet away from its head.
“Closer,” Jess insisted, but I shook my head.
And so Jess decided to show me how it was done. The same flailing lip, teeth baring response ensued and Jess finally admitted defeat. Or so I thought.
We clambered up the sand dune, to catch the sunset, and then came back down the dune to find we had been joined by three Indians from Delhi who had decided on a whim to get in their car and drive off somewhere. They were all engineers, a couple of them working abroad, and had some very interesting insight into Indian culture. It was very interesting to hear them dissect the problems we had seen in every single city we had visited. They said “In India, people want their house to be clean, but they don’t care about the neighbours, so they throw their stuff anywhere”. Essentially what you get is a bunch of people trying to clean their area by tossing everything elsewhere, surrounded by people doing the exact same thing. It is why people think its ok to urinate anywhere and everywhere. After all, they’re not urinating on their own home. After dinner and a musical performance reminiscent of the Kathakali singing we had experienced in Kochi, we climbed into our tents, which were surprisingly warm for how cold it was outside, and tried to sleep. Problem was, I had caffeine surging through my veins from all the chai and my nose was completely stuffed and drippy at the same time. Finally, as the full moon dipped towards the horizon, I managed to get some sleep. The following day we said goodbye to our fellow campers (who were doing a trek that day) and headed back to the village atop a camel-pulled cart.
Since our bus wasn’t until 6:30 p.m. and it was well before noon, Jess suggested we visit Karni Mata, or the rat temple, as it is commonly referred to. Apparently there is a legend that says that there was a woman from the town who wanted to save her son’s life and made a deal with one of the gods. In exchange, however, all of their descendants would be reincarnated into rats, and so she built a temple for them. I had my reservations about going into a temple infested with rats, especially when Jess told me you have to go in barefoot, but he seemed so excited by the prospect that I agreed. We caught a bus there, my cold getting progressively worse as the day went on, and got off an hour later. When we got to the temple I almost didn’t go in, but I thought it would make for a boring blog entry if I didn’t at least have something to say about a temple built specifically for rats. So off came the boots and I stepped inside the courtyard, very much aware of the lumpy rat droppings under my feet. The smell of rat urine and feces was overpowering and the rats skittered back and forth across the floor, gathering in messy piles at the feed bowls and sitting in neat little rows to drink the milk from their dispensers.
In the middle of the courtyard, surrounded by what looked like rat infested warehouses, was a small building. I was nauseated by the smell and nearly jumped when a rat scampered over my foot. They were everywhere. In the middle of the room was a small alcove, from which I could hear chanting and for which people were lining up and I wondered briefly what was in there. One of the faithful devotees, a young boy of about six, was clinging to his mother’s leg and shrieking wildly between sobs whenever a rat ran by him. Rather than removing the child from such a traumatising scene, his mother urged him on. Across the room a couple of three year olds were playing with the rats, stooping down to pet them. Next to them a couple of military men posed with a dozen or so rats who were too busy drinking milk from a massive silver bowl to notice their presence. They had boxes of sweets in their hands and I wondered what they were for… then I approached the alcove in the middle of the room and, to my disgust, found out. There were people still standing in front of it, but most of the crowd had cleared. As I edged closer I saw about six or seven people, sitting on the floor, singing and playing drums while the rats swarmed over them, eager to get at the sweet treats they were holding out for them to eat. I decided I had seen enough and headed for the door.
When Jess mentioned that he was hungry and if we could get something to eat, I pointed out that the only food in the immediate vicinity was being walked all over by flies which were probably the same flies that were walking all over the rat poo. That decided it for him and we hopped on the first bus we saw back to Bikaner. After a quick dinner we picked our backpacks up from the guesthouse and headed for the bus station.
We asked for the overnight bus to Delhi and the man at the ticket counter pointed to a small, rundown bus that looked more like a city bus than an overnight bus. The seats were hard plastic bucket seats that obviously didn’t recline, and the windows were stuck slightly open.
“This can’t be it,” I told Jesse, “They guy said it was a Volvo.”
But apparently it was it, and we spent the worst 11 hour overnight bus ride thus far on our trip. The bus was not, as our ticket claimed, an express bus to Delhi, and instead ambled around pot hole strewn back roads picking and dropping people off every half an hour or so. Every time it hit one of the countless pot holes the entire thing would buck like a rabid bronco, sending us flying out of our seats. Exhausted, a bit sore and still very sick, we arrived in Delhi only to be told that the 4km drive to our hotel would cost us 150 rupees. Remember the formula kids, 18 rupees for the first kilometer, 5 rupees every kilometer after that, roughly 35 to 40 rupees. But the drivers insisted it wasn’t 4km, it was 10, because the 4km road was closed and they had to go the long loop around. After striking out with several drivers, even with the ones that acknowledged that I was right, chuckling to themselves as we argued, we finally caved and agreed to the 150 rupees. The drive took less than five minutes, and we drove along the very road I had just been told was closed.
Our hotel, however, was amazing. We had hot showers, heating, breakfast included and incredibly attentive staff that left little plates of cookies for us while we were out and folded and organized our clothes when they cleaned the room. We had only planned to do two things in Delhi: visit the Lotus Temple, a Baha’i House of Worship that is shaped like a lotus flower, and watch a movie in English. The rest of the time we were going to spend sleeping and trying to get over our colds before catching our flight out to Vietnam. I have to say, sadly, that both experiences turned out a little sourer than I would have liked. The movies because people kept talking and the intermissions were very poorly planned, and the Lotus Temple because of the mass amount of people visiting it. We were hustled through briskly, single file, no stopping. We were given about five minutes inside the temple then asked to leave and once again, were hustled out. The guards were shrilly blowing their whistles with yells of “chelo, chelo, chelo,” (go, go, go) as they waived us down the path towards the exit. It was still a breathtakingly beautiful building, but the reverence and peace I had been looking forward to was just not there.
Finally, at long last, it was time to catch our flight. It wasn’t that we had hated India, there was so much beauty and history in that country that we had admired and awed at, but we were feeling rubbed raw. It was like attending a dinner party with some of your annoying co-workers except there are over a billion of them and the party lasts three weeks. I was feeling frayed, my patience was completely gone and I found myself snapping at rickshaw and tuk tuk drivers who were a little more insistent than I had the tolerance for. We boarded the impeccably clean and modern subway (signs warning of fines for spitting are everywhere) and were quickly whisked away to the equally clean airport. However, all did not go as planned and as we stood, waiting nervously, while the attendant behind the check-out counter looked up our reservation, it became apparent there was something wrong.
“Do you have your visa for Vietnam?” the attendant asked me.
“No, it’s Visa on Arrival, they just sent me this email saying they would send me an approval letter at 8 a.m. which is before we land in Hanoi,” I explained. “We have a 17 hour layover in Bangkok”
But she refused to give us our boarding passes, stating that we had to have the preapproval letter before even getting on the plane to Bangkok. Finally, after 30 precious minutes of arguing back and forth she finally agreed to let us fly to Bangkok and then we would have to figure it out from there. We happily grabbed our boarding passes, ran to security, where they dismantled my backpack completely only to confiscate a two-inch pair of foldable scissors and my half inch can opener (which had already made it through a dozen other security screening around the world), then raced to the plane, boarding only 10 minutes before take-off. But our woes would not end there.
Because of all the milk I had ingested while in India we had chosen the low-lactose food option for me, so Jess and I had different meals. One thing, however, we had in common: a weird thick patty of something that might have been re-processed pork. It was like a meatball made out of meat that has been cooked, put through a blender and then smushed back together to form a patty. I get chills just thinking about it. But our meals were meager so we ate it. Oh, the folly!
We arrived in Thailand four hours later, tired and worried about our lack of a visa approval letter. After running through the airport for about an hour, trying to talk to a ticket agent about potentially changing our flight, I had the brilliant idea of first emailing and then, immediately after, calling the visa application place. My previous experience doing so, the many, many times I tried talking to someone about our Indian visa, had proven fruitless but we had no other recourse. The results were astounding.
“Hi, I have a bit of a problem, we applied for our visas before Christmas and we didn’t realise that the office would be closed until the 5th of January. We are supposed to get the approval letter by 8 a.m. tomorrow but our flight leaves at 7:45 a.m.” I said in one long breath.
“Ok, hang on, let me look,” the woman said on the other end.
“Do you need my application number?” I asked, hopeful.
“Uh, no,” she said. “This is Jessica?”
“Yes!” I cried out surprised. How could she have known?
“I just opened your email,” she explained. “Ok, you’ll have the letter in the next two hours.”
Just like that, no hassle, no arguing. Done. I could’ve kissed her!
But our problems didn’t end there. Not by a long shot.
We had booked a night at a hotel close to the airport, since we were going to be spending a considerable amount of time there. We checked in, had a shower, Skyped with my parents and then headed for dinner.
“I feel weird,” Jess said as we sat down to order. “Like heavy and achy in my joints. It kinda feels like the beginnings of food poisoning.”
I assured him it was probably that he was still getting over being sick but halfway through the meal he stopped eating.
“I seriously think I’m getting food poisoning,” he declared, setting his fork down.
So I shoveled the rest of my dinner down, we paid and made a bee-line for the hotel, Jess worried that he wouldn’t make it there in time. Luckily he did, but just barely. After he had vomited most of the pad thai we had just had he called out weakly from the bathroom,
“Could you get me something to eat? Something plain like crackers or a banana or something.”
So I went out in search of food. The hotel let me use their bicycles for free, so I picked a low riding one with a nice metal basket on the handlebars and away I went, swerving left and right down the road before I got my rhythm back. I bought him some plain sandwich bread and listened glumly as he vomited that up to for the next hour or so. Then it was my turn. We were both violently double-barrel sick (as the saying goes) for the rest of the night, only slowing down a couple of hours before we were supposed to get up to go to the airport.
“How are we going to even do this?” Jess asked weakly beside me.
I didn’t have an answer. Air travel is exhausting in the best of conditions. We had spent an entire night retching out the entire contents of the past 24 hours and hadn’t slept a wink. Add to that the fact that we were both still trying to get over our colds and it seemed like an insurmountable feat. But the possibility of canceling all our future tickets should we try to make a change to one of them so close to boarding time forced us out of bed and into the shuttle the hotel had arranged for us.
“It’s ok, we’ll just go through security and then we can just relax at the boarding gate,” I assured Jess. “It’ll be easy.”
But it wasn’t.
When we arrived at the check in counter the woman behind the desk asked me if I had the approval letter and I showed it to her on my phone.
“You need to print it out,” she said and pointed vaguely to somewhere to her left where there was apparently an internet café that would print it for me.
“Here, let me take your bag,” Jess offered as I set off to find said internet café. But I was already a few feet away, I didn’t feel like backtracking and I was sure it was only a few meters away, somewhere behind the desk, so I turned him down. The internet café ended up being on the other end of the terminal, past all the other check-in counters (we had been at J, just to give you a point of reference). When I got back to the check-in desk to give the lady our newly printed paper, I realised I had left my phone at the printing place, so I raced back, got my phone from an annoyed attendant who said I should take better care of my stuff and raced right back. That’s when Jess explained that we still couldn’t get our boarding pass, we had to pay a fee for having gone through immigration and having left the airport while transiting through. So we rushed off to the payment office, paid and rushed back to the check-in counter to get our boarding passes. I felt like I had been running through the airport for hours, but luckily it had only been about 40 minutes of racing around. We sailed through security, confirmed that our gate was, as expected, on the other end of the terminal, and spent another 30 minutes rushing through duty free and perfume store lined passages, up and down escalators and finally down a ramp to the boarding gate. The flight was only two hours long, but it felt like an eternity, despite the Thai Air staff trying to do their best to make us feel comfortable. They moved us to the bulkhead seats, so we had clear and quick access to the bathrooms, gave us a cup each of electrolytes and ginger ale and a couple of thick blankets that I think were meant for first class passengers. We both continued to vomit our way through the flight.
“Almost there,” I whispered to Jess as we got off the plane.
But there was still one more hurdle to overcome. Our visa-on-arrival.
We entered the arrival area and I left Jess waiting on one of the benches. I saw a bunch of people milling around a counter that had Visa Application posted above it. They had forms in their hands, with a couple of passport pictures and a clutch of money. I was a little confused. I hadn’t read anywhere on the application page that I needed pictures, and I was sure I had already paid with my credit card. I assumed that meant they must be applying for the visa, and moved on to another line. The man at the counter took our passports and the letter I had printed, and confirmed my suspicions by not asking me for any money or for pictures.
But when they called my name and I went up to the counter to collect our passports it was a different story. We needed to pay cash and they wanted two pictures. Crap. Luckily they were really nice about it and one of the guards came out to take our picture with his digital camera and then escorted Jess out, past the immigration counters and to an ATM to get money out. Still, the process was lengthy, Jess had just been sick again in the bathroom when we arrived and we both just wanted to crawl into a bed and sleep the day away. Finally, we were free to enter Vietnam. We gathered our backpacks, headed for the front door and hailed a taxi to take us to our hotel. We’ll be convalescing in Hanoi for the next few days and, hopefully, with good pho (brothy soup) and good sleeps, we can get ourselves back to exploring mode again.